You can NOT be taller than our CEO … sorry. short king anxiety

You MUST be 50% dateable or more

You MUST be a POWER user

You GOTTA have at LEAST 3 followers on shelf

You HAVE to have read 18 books this year

Must have the same movie ratings as our Social Media Manager

You have to have been within the first 50 listeners of Sabrina Carpenters latest album

Must be able to name at LEAST 3 fictional characters you’ve had a crush on

You can only join if you’ve re-watched a comfort show more than 3 times

Must have at least one phase you’re deeply embarrassed about (and willing to admit)

You HAVEEEEE to have rated The Summer I Turned Pretty 1-star after a Jeremiah episode

GOTTAAAA have a cute color theme on your shelf

You HAVE to have stalked your situationship on shelf

Must have a Shelf weekly recap isn’t a least a little embarrassing, you’re automatically disqualified

Must have at least 100 PLAYS on The Life of a Showgirl album

Must have created at least one collection in the shelf app with a title that makes no sense to anyone but you

You can only join if you’ve rated a book/movie/show based entirely on vibes instead of quality

If you’ve never instantly added something to Shelf just because your favorite artist/actor is in it, you don’t qualify

We will auto-reject anyone whose recap doesn’t include at least one comfort rewatch

Must have an average of 15,000 minutes of music played a week

Must have to have music taste more diverse music taste than our whole team combined

Must have checked their weekly recap within 5 minutes of the notification coming out

You HAVEEE to have added at least 10 reactions to other peoples profiles this week